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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Invasive Speciectomy


Invasive species disrupt the evolutionary order and threaten the preservation of the intercontinental native species (including homo sapien). Despite massive efforts from non-profit organizations, highly regarded universities in the US (i.e. Columbia University), and the US department of agriculture, peaceful efforts to halt the damage of invasive species have ultimately proved unfruitful. In fact, the annual economic toll has risen consistently over the past century and now constitutes US $1.4 Trillion in global damage each year. Thus "green-peace" efforts have largely failed in keeping our world safe. True green-peace, must obtain an aggressive, no-peace policy with invasive species.
The difficulty in implementing such a policy remains in the sympathetic posture of extreme animal rights groups towards the more domesticated vermin (e.g. feral horses in VA). As evidence shows, all invasive species are threats and are unnatural. Any attempt at "spiritualizing", "ethicalizing", or "sympathizing" with such species is a weakness and contrary to our current evolutionary development.


In order to preserve the fragile environment and maintain the economic affluence held over most feeble minded nations, I propose government initiative be taken toward the systematic removal of invasive, domesticated animals through psychological reclassification. Invasive species shown to be burdensome, should be labeled and in turn viewed as "pests". I believe our society would benefit from the efficient model of our counterparts, the Chinese, as have our Samoan countrymen, in relegating such animals to the realm of packaged food and barbecue.

This could be accomplished rather simply. As a society we must form a body of legislation that rewards the aggressive removal of such species. The removal of these species could be conducted by civilian or professional species-removal teams. These teams will then report with their subdued or dead invasive-species to licensed facilities (e.g. sausage factories or fertilizer plants) which could then properly, and humanely, dispose of these "pests". The resulting revenue stream will naturally foster scientific research pertaining to more efficient removal systems and fund grants for the preservation of noninvasive species (i.e. dolphins), interbreeding of invasive species for military purposes (e.g. Kudzu & Poison Ivy), or other democratically agreed upon movements. The flesh itself will be provided primarily to those disadvantaged citizens prescribing to the food stamps program.

Some common invasive mammal and bird species that currently run rampant in the United States are listed below. The nature of these species should be considered in mobilizing forces for their removal.

1 comment:

  1. This actually could work if done properly. However I think you under-touched on the ethical aspects that would need to be negotiated.

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